Moosequito

Moosequito

rachelisaflameprincess:

bendydicks:

considerthishippie:

Instead of just looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you onto the surface of the earth.

oh

i was not prepared for that

(via guy)

trust:

kingtrinbago:

The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread

what a time to be alive
trust:

kingtrinbago:

The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread

what a time to be alive
trust:

kingtrinbago:

The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread

what a time to be alive

trust:

kingtrinbago:

The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread

what a time to be alive

communistbakery:

I like big butts and I cannot lie. i am under oath i must tell the truth but i don’t see why you’re asking me this judge shouldn’t we be talking about the murder

(via cyberfricking)

bombing:

Shake It Up! Hidden Episode #2 (Cover It Up)
The gang find themselves having to commit several murders to cover a debt to an ex dancer turned mafia boss.
TV-MA, 2012

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

danathetimelord:

spookstraife:

foxinahumancostume:

colonel-mustang:

jhenne-o-lantern:

tragic-french-intimacy:



Please consider a reblog— this could save a life

Human transmutation Circle.

Please reblog, this could save a limb.

or your brother

wont bring back your mom though



This post got so much better omg

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

danathetimelord:

spookstraife:

foxinahumancostume:

colonel-mustang:

jhenne-o-lantern:

tragic-french-intimacy:

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Please consider a reblog— this could save a life

Human transmutation Circle.

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Please reblog, this could save a limb.

or your brother

wont bring back your mom though

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This post got so much better omg

(via sweet-baby-lamb-pockets)

theonion:

50 Years Of Climate Change, Habitat Loss Somehow Unable To Take Down Goddamned Parrotfish
celestial-sexhair:

cake-full-of-fist:

captain-raptor:

bookishbutcorruptible:

tacoderps:

mamakarkat:

i think this person is a wizard

when you don’t compete in the olympics because you want it to be fair

I don’t think Aang is the last airbender.

i’m in love with how the “flip at your own risk” sign pans in dramatically and he does fifty flips in midair right in front of it and sticks the landing pose like “go fuck yourself i do what i want”

all the awards for that comment

how

celestial-sexhair:

cake-full-of-fist:

captain-raptor:

bookishbutcorruptible:

tacoderps:

mamakarkat:

i think this person is a wizard

when you don’t compete in the olympics because you want it to be fair

I don’t think Aang is the last airbender.

i’m in love with how the “flip at your own risk” sign pans in dramatically and he does fifty flips in midair right in front of it and sticks the landing pose like “go fuck yourself i do what i want”

all the awards for that comment

how

(via sweet-baby-lamb-pockets)

qvarantine:

that why
stubbom:

Please. Siri
stubbom:

Please. Siri
stubbom:

Please. Siri

stubbom:

Please. Siri

(via the-average-gatsby)

swanqueenidiot:

Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right

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And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS

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I MEAN

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IT’S JUST TOO GREAT

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ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF

(via stand)

mikalopsia:

paintmeanightmare:

acidsbeats:

helenaisis:

sex-bom-omb:

afineblasphemy:

I ship it.


He’d treat her better than the Joker.

Perfect



As someone who was previously all about Harley and Joker, I now ship this.

mikalopsia:

paintmeanightmare:

acidsbeats:

helenaisis:

sex-bom-omb:

afineblasphemy:

I ship it.

He’d treat her better than the Joker.

Perfect

As someone who was previously all about Harley and Joker, I now ship this.

(via howtobehellarad)

moonkistprincess:

"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago

(via guy)

lt-fleur:


dulceelena2000:

some of the funniest jokes on gravity falls

You forgot 
lt-fleur:


dulceelena2000:

some of the funniest jokes on gravity falls

You forgot 
lt-fleur:


dulceelena2000:

some of the funniest jokes on gravity falls

You forgot 
lt-fleur:


dulceelena2000:

some of the funniest jokes on gravity falls

You forgot 
lt-fleur:


dulceelena2000:

some of the funniest jokes on gravity falls

You forgot 
lt-fleur:


dulceelena2000:

some of the funniest jokes on gravity falls

You forgot 
lt-fleur:


dulceelena2000:

some of the funniest jokes on gravity falls

You forgot 
lt-fleur:


dulceelena2000:

some of the funniest jokes on gravity falls

You forgot 
lt-fleur:


dulceelena2000:

some of the funniest jokes on gravity falls

You forgot 
lt-fleur:


dulceelena2000:

some of the funniest jokes on gravity falls

You forgot 

lt-fleur:

dulceelena2000:

some of the funniest jokes on gravity falls

You forgot 

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(via howtobehellarad)

arrafrost:

hopeyou-findthatswimmingpool:

I’m writing a modern version of Romeo and Juliet for english class and I’m making them dumb teenagers like they should be and I thought tumblr might appreciate some excerpts from my planning document

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Oh yeah and romeo’s going to be sulking about rosaline friendzoning him at the start

I’m really trying to emphasise the ‘stupid kids’ thing here

Six people are dead

(via darnnit)