Instead of just looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you onto the surface of the earth.
i was not prepared for that
I like big butts and I cannot lie. i am under oath i must tell the truth but i don’t see why you’re asking me this judge shouldn’t we be talking about the murder
Shake It Up! Hidden Episode #2 (Cover It Up)
The gang find themselves having to commit several murders to cover a debt to an ex dancer turned mafia boss.
Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right
And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS
IT’S JUST TOO GREAT
ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF
"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago
I’m writing a modern version of Romeo and Juliet for english class and I’m making them dumb teenagers like they should be and I thought tumblr might appreciate some excerpts from my planning document
Oh yeah and romeo’s going to be sulking about rosaline friendzoning him at the start
I’m really trying to emphasise the ‘stupid kids’ thing here
Six people are dead