Moosequito

Moosequito

communistbakery:

i was listening to the harry potter soundtrack and i was super bored so i made this

overlordofthelollipopguild:

queensuperwholock:

sherlockedbadwolf24601:

mugglebornheadcanon:

895. Muggleborns wonder why there’s a large group of friendly, teenage ghosts around Hogwarts. They’re led by a funny boy with red hair who likes to joke around with Peeves, and he always says that they’re Dumbledore’s Last Army. 

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I’ve cried myself dry.

Fuck everything

(via starshipspirk)

thomasthetalkingengine:

A thrilling saga from my school
thomasthetalkingengine:

A thrilling saga from my school
thomasthetalkingengine:

A thrilling saga from my school

thomasthetalkingengine:

A thrilling saga from my school

(via spookynewmas)

real-faker:

virginmarx:

zebablah:

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

(via shouldnt)

leo-arcana:

unbelievable-facts:

a man named Walter Summerford was struck by lightning 3 times in his life. After his death, his gravestone was also struck.

fuck this guy in particular. even after death, fuck him.

leo-arcana:

unbelievable-facts:

a man named Walter Summerford was struck by lightning 3 times in his life. After his death, his gravestone was also struck.

fuck this guy in particular. even after death, fuck him.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

meidosuji:

meidosuji:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

(via the-spooky-gatsby)

the-bucky-barnes:

Most of the intelligence community doesn’t believe he exists. The ones that do call him the Winter Soldier. He’s credited over two dozen assassinations in the last 50 years.

the-bucky-barnes:

Most of the intelligence community doesn’t believe he exists. The ones that do call him the Winter Soldier. He’s credited over two dozen assassinations in the last 50 years.

(via lucyintheskywithducks)

teamladsvsteamgents:

verballthenouns:

danalmostcaughtonfire:

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THIS WEBSITE

I bookmarked this months ago and it still makes me laugh until I can’t breathe

Four years ago, this was the first video I watched on this shitty Tumblr video player. (though it was more shit then)

(via sastronomy)

dat-soldier:

officialunitedstates:

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

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(via automatically)

judgeable:

i’m probably the best at losing friends

(via fake-mermaid)

lisbons:

Bad Kids - Black Lips

(via nickfuckface)

yoshikagesisland:

haha a cute halownee ghost for your dragging pleaseure!

yoshikagesisland:

haha a cute halownee ghost for your dragging pleaseure!

(via nickfuckface)

(via knochai)

worstcats:

It just looks … i don’t know, kind of more rubbery than you’d want for a cat

worstcats:

It just looks … i don’t know, kind of more rubbery than you’d want for a cat

(via cyberfricking)